By Hook or By Crook

Illustration by Michael DiMilo By Geoff Carter Say what you will about him, one thing Donald Trump has been able to do is to surprise us —usually with his audacity. From his brazen looting of the National Treasury to his unwarranted and appalling destruction of the East Wing of the White House disgusting, and somewhat …
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Kickass and Ultimate Fighting

Attribution: Bad intentionz, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phyllis barely able to contain their excitement over the POTUS plans to spend millions celebrating his birthday with people beating the living hell out of each other on the White House lawn.  Great stretches of that …
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Kickass and Vacuum Cleaner Sales

Attribution: Photo by rc.xyz NFT gallery on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that 70-plus years may not be enough time for the keeper to recall some of the details of his very brief career as a vacuum cleaner salesman.  It was to be a “lucrative” parttime job while he was a UW journalism student, …
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Kickass Remembers Michigan Platoon Mates

Photo courtesy of Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phyllis participating with everyone in painful remembering on this day set aside just for that purpose with special ceremonies, followed by picnics in the parks, brats and beer, and baseball games. The keeper, as usual, remembers the two Michigan …
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The Pen in Hand Guide to the Movies: Review of “The Bride”

Hot Mess: Review of The Bride ★★1/2 Illustration by Michael DiMilo By Geoff Carter We’re all familiar—all too familiar—with the tale of Frankenstein. We’ve seen enough iterations of it over the years, a trend that shows no signs of slowing. Recently, from Guillermo del Toro’s lavish and faithful 2025 production of the original story to …
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The Pen in Hand Guide to the Movies: Going Above and Beyond

In Honor of Memorial Day, 2026 The Ten Best War Movies Attribution: Capt. Saska Ball, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons (Originally published in June, 2019) By Geoff Carter “…that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly …
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Kickass and Part of Nature

Attribution: Photo by Skyler Smith on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, napped at home as the keeper and Phyllis joined the multitudes in paying allegiance to the remnant genes that define humans as creatures of the land as much as any other living thing.  This genetic signal of acknowledging nature has become convoluted to emerge …
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Kickass and Window Gazing

Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, shares his between-naps job with the keeper in observing the daily flow of vehicular and pedestrian traffic as it plays out around the busy intersection of Gammon Road and Tree Lane in the neighborhood mix of schools, businesses and housing.  Unable to resist frequent …
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Kickass and Reporter Dressing Style

Attribution: U. A. Saarinen, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, has now lived for a day with the photo discovered by granddaughter Jessy showing him at a sanity hearing for Ed Gein at which Ed was the best dressed of all those in the courtroom, …
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Lost Soul

Illustration by Michael DiMilo By Geoff Carter “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”                                –Roy Batty (Blade Runner) You may …
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