Attribution: Photo by Colin Lloyd on Unsplash
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, kept his napping position as the keeper and Phyllis cast their “Midterm” votes at the temporary polling place set up in the Vista West Community Room.
It felt good, according to the keeper who compared it to marking territory on Elon Musk’s leg.
Musk may have bought the presidency for the current rodent POTUS but his millions failed him in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race several years ago when voters went for decency and respect and told Musk to take a hike to Mars.
There is a line from somewhere that the keeper’s old friend Jim Selk liked to quote: “Little man will beat a big man every time if the little man is in the right and he keeps a‘comin’!”
The keeper will go along with that and expand its application to women under a slightly altered form: “Little and big women in the right will whip your sorry ass until you bleat like a neutered goat.”
The keeper and Phyllis recommend voting as the highest form of 2026 therapy and the best way to mark territory.
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