Photo by Phyllis Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes, along with the keeper and Phyllis, that visitors from Canada bring reassurance that all is not lost, despite the inane babbling of the pitiful POTUS. Phyllis’s sister Joan and her husband Bill are on their way back to their Saskatchewan home after a …
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Dialogues on the Designated Underdog: A Dadbot History of the Brewers 2026 National League Division Series
Attribution: Photo by Smithsonian on Unsplash Featuring the Fabulous Dadbots: Dave S., Mark M., Mark O., Dennis C., John K., Michael D., and Geoff Carter (The Beginning: September 27, 2026) Rais’en a toast w/me d-bots to the Milwaukee Brewers. Na zdrowie! Only 11 more to get. A (shifty), baker’s dozen. ( I’ve thanked MO, more than once for …
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Kickass Goes to Church
Photo by Phyllis Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phills joining friends Joyce and Maryann and Gary to visit the spectacular Dane County hilltop where the earliest arriving immigrant Norwegians built their first church in 1852. Known as “The Hauge Log Church,” the building still survives in amazing detail, …
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Winners and Losers
Illustration by Michael DiMilo By Geoff Carter We live in a society that has become increasingly transactional, functioning almost exclusively under a quid pro quo sensibility. Tit for tat and this for that. One for me and one for you. All for one and all for me—and so on. At a certain age, a person …
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Kickass Apologizes to Trees
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper once wrote a book entitled “TREESON: an APPOLOGIA Trees,” which carried the keeper’s message of contrition for the trees that had been cut down and used to make the paper to print his newspaper column drivel. The book allowed him to review …
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Kickass and Feel-Good Voting
Attribution: Photo by Colin Lloyd on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, kept his napping position as the keeper and Phyllis cast their “Midterm” votes at the temporary polling place set up in the Vista West Community Room. It felt good, according to the keeper who compared it to marking territory on Elon Musk’s leg. Musk …
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Kickass and Complaint Shortage
Attribution: No machine-readable author provided. Adam the atom assumed (based on copyright claims)., CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports an emotional crisis at Vista West where the keeper and Phyllis live when a day of absolutely perfect weather along with family visiting and a Packer victory over the …
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The Pen in Hand Guide to the Movies: Review of “The Invite”
Tainted Love: Film Review of The Invite ★★★1/2 Illustration by Michael DiMilo By Geoff Carter It’s not often when a film combines sexual sophistication, bedroom farce, and the bloody marrow of marital strife into a watchable film, let alone one of the most watchable films in recent memory. The Invite is one of those few instances where …
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Kickass and River Rat Clan
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, needed no further proof of the “river rat” character of the keeper’s clan than what happened Sunday as he and Phyllis and multiple clan members and friends gathered at several locations along the river to……. To what? To eat and drink and tell stories …
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Kickass and the Safe Conduct Pass
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper wondering how to use the “SAFE CONDUCT PASS” that he picked up on the ground 75 years ago while patrolling along Korea’s 38th parallel. The passes were commonly scattered about by the North Korean and Chinese soldiers and they promised such things …
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Kickass Invades Canada
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper offering to advise the POTUS on Canada-US relations, having once a long time ago mounted an invasion of Canada with a force of young family members armed with boundless youthful curiosity and zestful love for life that included all of Canada …
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Kickass and the Great Apple Fight
Attribution: flydime, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that it is apple season and admits that he might have fetched an apple or two in his puppyhood, so he can identify with the keeper’s account of the great apple fight one autumn night in the back alleys of …
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