Attribution: Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper as a first grandchild on his mother’s side relished all the perks that go with “first-grandchild” identity which included, back in the dark ages when he was born, a young mother keeping a detailed personal record of her newborn …
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Kickass and Epstein Dogs
Attribution: Maarten Honnebier, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, proudly reports to the keeper and Phyllis that no dogs’ names are anywhere to be found in any of the Epstein garbage. The reason is not that no dog is or was powerful enough to qualify for inclusion in the …
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Kickass and Military on Main Street
Attribution: Tech. Sgt. Andrew Enriquez, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper wonders about the thought process individual military members must go through when they are ordered to duty against their fellow Americans? It is one thing to be sent off to a foreign country to …
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Kickass Thanks Party Makers
Attribution: U.S. Army photo by Davide Dalla Massara, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass the doorstop dog, reports that as part of marking the keepers 94th birthday special, there will be a blood red eclipse of the moon tonight which was arranged by family members after they threw the keeper a fantastic birthday …
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Kickass and Citizen Shooting
Attribution: Student John Filo, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, having reminded the keeper and Phyllis of their complicity in the US military slaughter of 11 boat passengers in international waters, expands the question to wonder how long it will be before US citizens fall to military bullets ordered …
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Kickass and Murder at Sea
Attribution: U.S. Department of Defense Current Photos, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog asks the keeper and Phyllis and their fellow American citizens how they deal with the designation of accomplices in the murder of 11 passengers on a boat in international waters when the Navy, following Trump’s orders, …
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Kickass and Back to School
Attribution: Photo by Deleece Cook on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis have respective mobs of wonderful, flawless, perfect grandchildren and great grandchildren scattered across the country and currently marching proudly in the back-to-school parade; and they would like them all to know how great it is to see their …
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Kickass and Workers Over Billionaires
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, joined the keeper and Phyllis and several hundred enthusiastic sign carriers, bell-ringing alderwoman Joanne Pritchett, the singing “Raging Grannies” and a multitude of “Silver Badgers” in wheelchairs, with walkers and using canes at the intersection of Tree Lane and Gammon Road Monday to wave …
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Kickass and Cow Chip Throwing Contest
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes along the keeper’s proud announcement that granddaughter Sarah participated in the Sauk-Prairie cow chip throwing weekend, running a marathon and throwing a chip a respectable distance. The keeper is not on Sarah’s coaching staff which is headed by Sarah’s father Mike who has …
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Kickass and All Americans
Attribution: archivesnews, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the door stop dog, notes there are similar results in sniffing up those masked ICE guys with their disguises and hostility, and the scents given off by those with their street signs and chants protesting the emergence of Nazism to replace Democracy: They all have …
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Kickass and Badass Badger
Attribution: USFWS Mountain-Prairie, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports receiving a message from Badass Badger who provides security for the keeper and Phyllis from his post on their 5th floor Vista West balcony. That message, when its language was cleaned up for public consumption, was: “On this Wisconsin Badger …
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Kickass and School Walk
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that during a recent visit to youthful haunts the keeper, retraced the mile and a half of country roads that he and his sister and brother walked to the one-room country school up in Barron County. The retracing was done by car in …
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