Attribution: Tony Webster, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phyllis still missing, having disappeared several days ago in the Baraboo bluffs. An official walker-wheelchair-walking stick equipped search party has been mounted out of the Vista West independent living facility on Madison’s west side where a group calling itself “the Silver Badgers” will be assembling Saturday on Gammon Road at Tree Lane as part of the “No Kings Day Two” national demonstration.
A spokesperson for the group told a reporter, that it is not like the keeper or Phyllis to miss any kind of protest action and there is suspicion that they may have gone undercover and allowed themselves to be requited as ICE agents.
With this in mind, in the event of any contact with ICE agents Saturday the reaction should be to embrace them and shower them with hugs and kisses and advise them to go back home and act their age, which in their case, especially the keeper’s, is considerable.
Should any such contact Saturday involve a real ICE agent, the response advice is the same except to tell him or her to go back to their mama and explain their outrageous abusive behavior toward people of all ages, particularly the old and the young.
