Kickass and Oldest/Youngest

Attribution: Bruce Tuten from Savannah, Georgia, United States, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that after the keeper reported on the lunch that he and Phyllis enjoyed with 103-year-old Hilda and 99-year-old Sally, there has been some interest by others to join the next lunch meeting so they …
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Kickass and Telling Time

Attribution: Photo by Sonja Langford on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, undergoing a routine “insurance” exam was asked, among other things, to draw a clock face showing the time at 8:20.  The resulting diagram was satisfactory to examiner Rich, though he remarked that the big hand would have traveled off 8 and …
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Kickass and Conception Day

Attribution: http://www.pdimages.com/web9.htm, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that as the keeper, gets ready for an age milestone, he notes that nobody’s birthday is possible without their having been a conception day nine months previously. Just why conception day is not celebrated, and is even pretty much ignored, …
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Kickass Has a Good Day

Attribution: Photo by frank mckenna on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes along with the keeper, the measure of a good day when you are almost as old as the wheel:          *Getting out of bed and standing up.          *Showering, shaving, dressing and putting on shoes, especially putting on shoes.          *Turning on the coffee maker that …
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