Dialogues on Busting the Bench: Walking on thin ICE

Attribution: U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons Featuring the Fabulous Dadbots: Mark O., Mark M., Dave S., Dennis C., and Geoff Carter Awaiting our boots on the ground bots to shine light on this one. Some thought starters: Now…about that 2 year old, future drug dealer…rapist…serial killer… But that’s a pretty …
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Kickass and Rude Drivers

Attribution: Spaynton, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in wondering what pattern of reasoning youthful drivers —usually but not always male, use when they come roaring out of nowhere to cut off other drivers in dangerous, near-miss traffic situations. Some obvious “reasoning” on the part of …
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Constitutional Anarchy

Attribution: National Archives at College Park – Still Pictures , Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Geoff Carter “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition …
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Kickass and Shot in Ass

Attribution: Leon Schlesinger / Friz Freleng, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper ran across an old report from a Wisconsin DNR warden that seems appropriate for this gloomy morning and its attendant political scenario. A Pepin county man who had smoked some meth, got in …
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Kickass and the Birds at the Arboretum

Attribution: Dori, CC BY-SA 3.0 US, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, does not always get involved in the keeper’s scientific projects, but was unable to resist as the keeper and Phyllis had a serious look at how they might share the exciting ongoing seasonal migration with the birds. First they checked …
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Kickass Down on Lawns

Attribution: Photo by Mitesh on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, noting that the keeper is never at a loss for things to complain about, hereby offers his annual condemnation of lawns—those boring monocultures of an exotic plant that we groom like surgical-room carpeting, pouring on poison to eliminate native plant growth and killing all insects, …
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