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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that it was as inevitable as the sunrise that the keeper passed along critical information about the toilet paper issue, specifically how it might be influenced by what goes on between the US and Canada.
Many Canadian trees are cut down to make the toilet paper that is shipped across the border to the US, which uses more toilet paper than any other country in the world–141 rolls annually per resident.
Germany is second at 134.
With the brainless scarecrow in the White House using his terrible tariff toys to interfere with the tissue issue, the international tissue market has, well, gone down the toilet along with any hope of meaningful economic relief from the narcissistic POTUS.
In earlier research, the keeper learned that as wood pulp was first
being identified as the raw material for toilet paper, some of the very first advertising made the point of “No Slivers!”
There simply has to be a way to get some antique toilet paper with slivers delivered to the White House. The Smithsonian could probably get it done. Canadian born Phyllis says Canada would help with that.
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