Attribution: Bureau of Land Management California, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, will be barking his alarm to help the keeper and Phyllis spread the word that the polluted gray atmosphere is the result of Pete Hegseth’s efforts to adjust the testosterone levels of the military, which as he explained, do not mesh with the brainless bull-like standards of the current administration.
After apparent consultation with RFK, the Secretary of Premature Burials and Pathetic Boners, Hegseth announced that in keeping with executive orders, Canada will be burned to the ground, all the evil Democrats will be smoked out of the New England area and shipped to Iceland as slaves, and any left-over smoke will be stored in the Washington obelisk.
The keeper would inform Hegseth that he is playing with fire in his testosterone tinkering as it is defined in “Ah, the Women!” the keeper’s recently published novel that tells of life in a small river town as women take over the world to save it from the outrageous machinations of the raging male libido. Available through Amazon or from the keeper at billstokesauthor.com.
As bad as the current air is, it is the plan of the keeper and Phyllis to keep breathing it in until the wind switches and “decent” blue skies prevail.
It will happen!
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