Kickass Edits the Shooting Statement

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By Bill Stokes

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper, in his fumbling attempt to organize political information to make it as useful as possible, revisits the file that begins with the quotation, “I could shoot somebody on 5th Avenue and it …..”

In his assertion that he is immune from any repercussions no matter how offensive his actions, the speaker would certainly agree to edit the original “shooting” statement to include his being a party to shooting people in Minnesota, Texas and Maine with impunity as it has recently been proven to be the case.

The talking shooter’s identity was originally established when his inclination to make fun of the handicapped and to give advice on grabbing women was interpreted by enough Musk-bought voters to make him POTUS!

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