Attribution: US Government, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, cooperates with the keeper and Phyllis as they try to help others deal with the hack that put the Stormy Daniels Weather Service on the net in place of the old National Weather Service, and everything went to “hail” as described by Pete Hegseth who may have had something to do with the “Stormy” hack. Pete was quoted as saying, “The President demands that we bring in the best experts available to match his exceptional expertise on moral issues.”
The current destructive weather pattern over much of the country, and especially in the Midwest makes it obvious that a major basic change has occurred in weather management to the detriment of the people, and the POTUS staff was immediately suspected. At a Cabinet meeting, germ-boy RFK Jr. passed out small tornado kits for more equitable distribution of fatal diseases among the burdensome elderly; and transportation guy Duffy who is from Wisconsin, announced new rules requiring the states to pick up the heaps of horse shit that accumulate along interstate trails following MAGA events.
(The keeper would have continued with this advisory project, but Phyllis brought him a second cup of coffee and said it was time to eat breakfast on this non-stormy 2026 Saturday morning.)
