Photo by Phyllis Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis took their book-show to the Middleton Senior Center Thursday where the keeper had a nice visit with a modest assembly of those in his age group, telling them of some of his column-writing adventures in “Treeson: an APOLOGIA …
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Kickass and Telling Time
Attribution: Photo by Sonja Langford on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, undergoing a routine “insurance” exam was asked, among other things, to draw a clock face showing the time at 8:20. The resulting diagram was satisfactory to examiner Rich, though he remarked that the big hand would have traveled off 8 and …
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Kickass and Lifetime of Cars
Attribution: Patrick from Merrimack, NH, United States, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes the keeper’s lifelong relationship with cars, beginning back when he talked his father into hooking up the horses and pulling home a Model T pickup that had been rusting away behind a neighbor’s shed. His …
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Kickass and Remembering or Forgetting
Attribution: Photo by Roman Kraft on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that the keeper has attained that age that by some standards makes him too old to vote, a nuisance on the roadways, cause for elevator delay, deaf to commands to “get out of the way” and unable to sort outrageous lies from the …
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Kickass and 92nd Birthday
Attribution: NASA, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes along the keeper’s rules of conduct for having a 92nd birthday: *Do not start any fights of a physical nature. *Respect your elders. *If you think you have acquired any wisdom, volunteer for a clinical trial to detect “sawdust in the …
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Kickass and Conception Day
Attribution: http://www.pdimages.com/web9.htm, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that as the keeper, gets ready for an age milestone, he notes that nobody’s birthday is possible without their having been a conception day nine months previously. Just why conception day is not celebrated, and is even pretty much ignored, …
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Kickass and Reprimanding Republicans
Attribution: Channel 3000, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis and their ilk, recognizing that they are living in a gerrymandered state litterbox of the Repub’s design that denies them representative government, hereby serve notice that if the Voss Repub dictator group moves ahead …
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Kickass and Positive Pain
Attribution: Photo by Henry Fraczek on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the results from the keeper’s right shoulder MRI showed, in Dr. Warbasse’s assessment, that there are rips in his rotator cuff and frayed muscles and the joint is generally a mess, and it is unusual that the keeper is not writhing in …
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Kickass and the VA Ladies
Photo by Clay Banks on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper is freshly back from an occasion of being in a small room with three attractive young women who demanded earlier that he take his clothes off–all of them, even shoes and socks, which seemed extreme for doing an MRI of his …
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Kickass in the Womb
Attribution: Photo by Isaac Quesada on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, tries to find some value in the keeper’s thought process that puts him back in his mother’s womb as an awesome birthday is only days away. So, that’s where the keeper was on this date so many years ago and he has obviously never …
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Kickass and Collapsing Pier
Attribution: Richard Hurd, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in rejoicing at a human-involved, weather-related event that is not only understandable but worthy of cheers: that, of course, being the afternoon collapse of the overloaded pier at the UW Lake Mendota Memorial Union Terrace whereby a …
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Kickass and Tree Dancing
Attribution: Leonhard Lenz, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, may see trees in a different light than the keeper and Phyllis, but on a recent day it was a universal requirement to appreciate and marvel at the big plants as they did what seemed to be a last summer dance …
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