Attribution: Johann Baptist Zimmermann, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that the keeper is finally making his move to join the innovating AI tech billionaires with his creation of “AS” a platform of “Authentic Stupidity” gathered, processed and offered to an eager public.
In explaining “AS” to Phyllis, the keeper stressed that while everyone gets boundless opportunities to do stupid things, they do not always do them to achieve maximum disastrous results. There are many instances of people actually doing stupid things that, had AS been consulted, could have resulted in much more impressive calamitous outcomes. An example might be with AS making sure that when dad stupidly backs over the picnic basket it is on the way to the park when the basket is full of food and drink and not on the way home when it is empty.
The keeper would make the point with potential AS investors that there is much more stupidity than intelligence out there and Authentic Stupidity Parks will make the controversial AI data centers look like roadside outhouses by compression. The AS parks will be constructed to look like pine groves with hiking trails.
When he becomes an AS trillionaire, thew keeper plans to have a retractable roof built over all of Colorado so he can go trout fishing in the rain and not get wet. He also plans to get Jesus on the phone and ask Him just what the hell is the meaning of the gold etching on the Pearly Gates?
(Phyllis is already in contact with appropriate help as the keeper’s world and condition become ever more DIPUTS!)
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