Attribution: Walter Crane, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that Phyllis boiled a dozen eggs in preparation of making potato salad, one of the keeper’s favorite dishes.
Kickass warns the keeper and Phyllis about going on about their business as if they were not living like incarcerated strays in a national “shelter” being run by a demented King Midas. Their seeming indifference may mark them as being too out of it to join in the daily mass howling about the King Midas MAGA shelter mismanagement.
So, if Kickass and the keeper communicate about family issues or natural events, they run the risk of being identified as not caring that the MAGA-run shelter they occupy is on fire and the only available fire retardant is from the MAGA leaders’ chronic incontinence.
Life must go on until it doesn’t and that is entirely possible with mad King Midas on his golden throne, waving a loaded gun and talking insane trash to longtime US friends and allies.
When the keeper posts unrelated information he is not unaware of the brutally stupid MAGA reality, and he asks that he be thought of as an egg hurtling toward the Earth, under the false impression that he is flying while assuming that since he is “hard-boiled” he will survive the landing and have a big helping of Phyllis’s potato salad.
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