Kickass and Wisconsin-Minnesota Trade by Bill Stokes

Attribution: Gage Skidmore from Surprise, AZ, United States of America, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

By Bill Stokes

Kickass, the doorstop dog, suggests that there are days when it is best to ignore the Keeper’s activities and this may be one of those days as he tries to bring together the elements of a trade between Wisconsin and Minnesota–Mike Lindell–the Minnesota pillow guy, in exchange for Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson the would-be courier of phony election results.

With Lindell fresh from his defeat as a candidate for Minnesota governor, and Johnson cheerleading the MAGA demolition derby, the time seems right to consider the benefits of a trade. Possibly, Lindell could donate a pillowcase for Tiffiny to use to carry some of his big load of Trump garbage.

It is this compulsion to be helpful that may be part of why Phyllis tolerates the keeper, even as he becomes increasingly dependent on her helpfulness, especially in tech matters. She may want to modify the keeper’s trade to include more of Wisconsin’s congressional delegation going to Minnesota: in addition to Tiffany, Vos and Grothman come to mind.