Illustration by Michael DiMilo
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes the keeper’s advice to not assume that simply because your brain is kicked around like a deflated soccer ball by out-of-bounds White House scrubs that it is ready to process the likes of the recent legislative hearing conducted by Senator Paul and his fellow Republican stable hands aimed at insulting American hero Dr. Anthony Fauci.
In reacting with a “lock-down” the brain declines to accept material so outlandish and offensive that it threatens such routine brain functions as deciding to have another drink.
Aided and abetted by the likes of Wisconsin’s “married-up” Senator Johnson with his display of waste paper, the hearing action regressed to become a foul-mouthed, degenerate performance better suited to a KKK meeting than a legislative hearing.
In its instinct to protect from witnessing and absorbing such outright garbage from a group of elected “cultural leaders,” the brain is to be commended and asked to move on to more positive subject matter, such as how the hell can it be the end of July already!
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