Attribution: Dclemens1971, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog is assisting the keeper and Phyllis with the international garage sale today as it offers the specialty item of 18 outdoor display letters with the following advertising:
“For sale: 18 outdoor display letters. Lightly used in a bogus scheme to destroy respectability, decency and honor while disguised as a wolf in countless grandmas’ beds.
“Letters are approximately 30 inches tall and may show pry marks from their recent removal from an illicit installation.
“The letters are DNAPMURTLDLANODEHT and in their original arrangement they spelled out a specific name. But by replicating a few of the original letters a letter buyer could arranged them to say such things as “LUMP THE DUMP HAD A DUNK HERE! Or, more useful perhaps: “NOT OPEN!”
The letter-arrangements possibilities are limitless, of course.
“DAMN!!! LET ALL PARTEE!” comes to mind.
(No exclamation-point punctuation marks are included with the 18 letters but those are easily represented by empty liquor bottles displayed upside down.)
Here’s to you and the demise of the 18 letters!!!!!!!
Let us celebrate!!!!!!
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