Attribution: Photo courtesy of National Nuclear Security Administration / Nevada Site Office, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper tuning in to his Outer Space frequency to hear the following:
“Attention all those millions out there observing the quaint space experiment on Earth whereby the most advanced Earth life form will soon destroy the planet in a spectacular burst of colorful hydrogen explosions.
Word from those outer space entities in charge of the Earth experiment admit to the fatal error of advancing the human species to make decisions on Earth’s behalf.
Official comments from a million light years away have expressed regret at not choosing canines as the command species in the Earth experiment, one commentator insisting that given the doggie waste pickup practiced by humans the dogs are already really the dominant decision-making species.
However, with humans pulling the levers to elevate greed and narcissistic stupidity as their preferred characteristics, the destruction of Earth is only a matter of time, and those who remember how the dinosaurs went out are alerted to keep their space recording devices aimed at Earth.
An alerting indicator may be mysterious lettering that appears on the moon and as seen from the doomed Earth, reads “Trump.”
