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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phyllis offering to share their good luck on this Friday the 13th with those who need a little extra. Applicants can submit the reasons they need some extra good luck and an appropriate amount will be sent to them in a plain brown wrapper.
In a blanket application, extra good luck is being distributed to all the MAGA members out there on the Yellow Brick Road with their orange scarecrow as he looks for a brain.
It is totally a matter of good luck that the keeper has lived so long—much longer than Phyllis, and he would like to keep the streak going until there is a woman in the White House who gathers the world’s warring men together and equips them with electric shock-inducing jockstraps remotely controlled by Planned Parenthood and the UN.
Good Luck everyone and think about tomorrow’s Valentines Day when love replaces luck on the program and the keeper celebrates how incredible he has fared in that realm too.
