Attribution: Donald Trump, AI-generated work, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper and Phyllis on this Sunday morning in a review of the ten commandments as written by the POTUS for use by the ICE recruits:
1. Worship only me or I will confiscate your donkey and kick your ass.
2. Do not swear at me lest I go on FAUX News and call you an idiot just for breathing.
3. Remember Sundays as the day to watch football and get the presidential limo washed.
4. Honor your father and mother if you must, but save most of it for me.
5. Kill defenseless people just because you have a gun and I will provide you with bullets and an outrageous ICE explanation.
6. Committing adultery is necessary prelude to meaningful occupation of the Oval Office.
7.     Steal everything you can from a naive and trusting public.
8. Lie! Lie! Lie! About your neighbor, history and the price of eggs.
9.     Coveting is for cowards. If you covet your neighbor’s wife, be a man and go get her!
10.   On the other hand, if you covet your neighbor’s new lawnmower, watch out for his dog when you make your move.
Amen, and please stand for the closing lie…
