Attribution: Tony Webster, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper waking up at 3 am to fabricate his own nightmare about the lovely females who are such important parts of his life and who live in the Minneapolis area. They hold first-daughter-in-law, first grandchild and all the rest of the female titles that descend from there, and they are incredibly wonderful and the keeper loves them all.
And now as he is charged in the darkness of 3 am with coming up with his own nightmare the keeper dismisses the possibility of a fellow American shooting one of his family members, female or otherwise, and then being cheered on by a POTUS hiarchy of hissing snakes.
It is too much. Such evil nightmare creativity is beyond the keeper and he will try—likely in vain, to go back to sleep and let the professional nightmare creators do their job with snarling monsters chasing the keeper off a high cliff so he and millions with him fall and fall and fall.
