By Bill Stokes
Illustration by Michael DiMilo
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phyllis running into a problem with the introduction of their Corrupt Presidential Kidnap Plan whereby corrupt presidents from around the world kidnap each other into oblivion.
It seems that no other corrupt president is willing to kidnap the corrupt US president, even though Vance, Hegseth, and Patel were offered as part of a bonus kidnap package.
The most frequently cited reason for refusing to kidnap the corrupt US president was the anticipated high cost of building an appropriate “Lie Library” as demanded in any proposed kidnap deal, even though construction of a gigantic “Lie Library” is already in progress on the former site of the East Wing.
Canada, Phyllis’s birthplace, does not have a precedent for participating in the kidnap-a-corrupt-president plan, and it has applied for consideration in which a corrupt president would be represented by Canada’s symbolic beaver.
A decision is probably pending in the world courts and Phyllis has her fingers crossed.
