Attribution: US Military, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, will be helping the keeper and Phyllis promote their “Corrupt Presidential Kidnap Plan” by which corrupt presidents constantly kidnap each other until they are reduced to melted butter in the manner of the fairy tale beasts that grabbed each other’s tails and ran around a tree until they turned into a pool of melted butter.
As the presidential kidnap plan will evolve, it will be only a matter of time until corrupt president Putin kidnaps corrupt President Trump and displays him at the Moscow zoo before sending him to Siberia
In the meantime, Canada, not having a presidential entry in the “Kidnap the corrupt president game,” is expected to Kidnap Elon Musk and shake him by the ankles until his pockets are empty after which he will be neutered and set free in the Canadian bush.
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