By Bill Stokes
Illustration by Michael DiMilo
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper promoting some revision of the 2ndamendment as follows: “The right to BARE arms means you can wear t-shirts and has nothing to do with guns. The fact of more guns than people in this country is due to a Constitutional spelling typo and an epidemic of brain worms under RFK Jr.’s supervision.
Under the amended 2nd Amendment, ALL guns, except those used for hunting, are to be confiscated and melted down to make dog park benches.
All those who claim that a “companion” gun is essential to their self-image as a real HE man can apply to join the Washington gun lobby at its annual picnic on the White House lawn, or “concrete” as the lawn is now constituted.
The US gun fixation has been defined as a mental health disease and unfortunately is considered untreatable by most of the current populace.
BUT NOT ALL OF IT AND THEREIN LIES A SLIM HOPE!
