Attribution: Hillebrand Steve, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, after getting Phyllis’s approval, is seeking reactivation of his military status so he can see what happens when he refuses to obey an unlawful military order to help murder men in small boats. Will he be immediately brought before a Hegseth-led firing squad or, like the POTUS, given a medal by FIFA nut jobs?
Every time the drooling MAGA war party in the White House shows a video of one of those Caribbean small boat attacks, the keeper thinks of bass fishing friends out in their boat on Long Lake soaking fish bait, sharing a beer and having a good time.
If the reactivation of his Army status should include his old rank and assignment as Infantry I and R squad leader, the keeper will be looking to lead a patrol to find out just who the hell decided it was legal and necessary to remotely kill men in small boats in waters as neutral as Long Lake?
