Attribution: Leonard Leslie Brooke (1862-1940), Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis have learned that under a “Quiet, Piggy!” executive order administered by Pete Hegseth and Pam Bondi, “The Three Little Pigs” fairy tale has been scrubbed of the original account of the wolf’s activity.
Also, the official ending of the fairy tale in which the wolf falls down the chimney into a pot of boiling water and is then eaten by the little pig living in the brick house, that has been changed to show the wolf “huffing and puffing” in the company of countless little pigs too young to build their own houses.
Having huffed and puffed enough to blow much of the White House down, the POTUS wolf is being challenged by his own words by those opposed to building houses of straw and sticks and even bricks when they do not include basic decency and compassion:
“QUIET, PIGGY!”
