Attribution: Photo by Nelly Volkovich on Unsplash
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes along the keeper’s inside dope that the color red showing up in the current spectacular northern lights is a result of Pete Hegseth spilling cherry-juice concentrate as he mixed up a batch of Kool-Aid for common-sense generals.
Anyone doubting the ability of the MAGA mafia to control the sun flares that cause northern lights is advised to read the most recent POTUS posting in which he explains his power to regulate sun rises and sun flares to correct them from past Biden miscalculations.
The keeper warns those stepping outside tonight to view the northern lights to be aware that ICE agents frequently lurk in the bushes and they will be observing those who do not salute the red northern lights as being a political statement as made by the MEGA mafia’s exalted leader.
The keeper and Phyllis will be staying inside tonight, making signs for the Silver Badgers’ Saturday demonstration to acknowledge “hope” which comes in all colors.
