Attribution: MGM, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper mysteriously linked into the following e-mail exchange.
ICE field agent: “We took him into custody at the Statue of Liberty. He had a chain saw and a barn shovel and claimed to be the
POTUS fresh from having demolished the entire White House.
ICE commander: “Take him down, put the cuffs on him and get him on that flight headed for the Virgin Islands.”
ICE agent: “Subject posing as the POTUS says he flew to the Virgin Islands on the Epstein Airlines many times and would not mind going there again.”
ICE commander: “MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Ignore previous orders and ship the phony POTUS to OZ where he can wait with the Tin Man for a brain.”
ICE agent: “That’s a big ‘ten-four,’ sir”
When the keeper told Phyllis about his intercepted messaging, she suggested maybe he should cut back on the Korbel brandy and MSNBC viewing. Or maybe both.
