Kickass Thanks Party Makers by Bill Stokes

Attribution: U.S. Army photo by Davide Dalla Massara, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

By Bill Stokes

Kickass the doorstop dog, reports that as part of marking the keepers 94^th birthday special, there will be a blood red eclipse of the moon tonight which was arranged by family members after they threw the keeper a fantastic birthday party out at the Mazo house on the hill Saturday.

That the keeper’s actual birthday is on 9/11 means that he shares that day with the outrageous tragedy of the century, so it is appropriate to be a little ahead of the game.

The keeper, with help from great grandchildren in blowing out all the candles, thanks everyone who had a role in the party—Ari and Andy, Ari’s mom, Kim and Dick, and all the rest of the clan; and he especially thanks Phyllis who did the hands-on work of arranging tonight’s blood red eclipse.

Thank you one and all, and the keeper will expect as much from party arrangers and participants when 9/11 approaches next year.