Attribution: Ratel, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, in consultation with his new partner Bad Ass Badger, informs the keeper and Phyllis that the recommended response to confrontation by a ICE agent is to ask the masked agent if his or her mother knows what they are up to on behalf of a half-baked playground bully?
If the answer is “no” Mom does not know, the ICE agent should immediately be sent to his/her room and grounded until they come to their senses.
Any resistance will be handled by Bad Ass Badger who will bite the ICE agent on a lower extremity until the agent whines like a puppy and explains to Mom how he/she was led astray by lying bully associates.
ICE agents rising from our midst is akin to a siege of blood-sucking ticks, and no responsible mom could ever tolerate
