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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper is suspicious that the conspiracy theorists have more fun, particularly if they get appointed to the current administration from hell which happens to many of them.
With this in mind, the keeper joins the conspiracy theorist ranks with the following: A “rapture” caliber event will occur soon at the White House in which Jeffrey Epstein will rise from the dead in the company of 100 under-age angels all named Bondi and herded by a shepherd who not only has a shepherd’s crook but is a crook himself and……..”
(It was at this point in the morning Kickass proceedings that Phyllis cautioned the keeper to stop wasting time and eat his breakfast, which he did just as a bolt of lightning sent a solitary rumble of thunder across the sky, obviously signaling Jeffery’s arrival.)
