Attribution: Matthew G. Bisanz, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phyllis feeling left out in that they did not receive personal letters from the IRS boss thanking them for their support of the billionaire narcissistic class. Friends have shared copies of the letters that they received and the keeper is moved to send the following note to the head tax collector.
“Dear IRS boss,
“Obviously we are no longer on your official list which leaves us with mixed feelings: regrets about the end of a long-term relationship and delight about the end of a long-term relationship.
“Why do I think that receiving a letter from you would be akin to a draft notice from the military congratulating the recipient for agreeing to be shot at, with possible fatal results?
“Should you want to resume our relationship, Mr. IRS, do not come around on April 15 with your hand out and expect me to be happy to see you.
“In short, pal, so long as the current outlaws control the main corral, I will be hanging out with all of the goats. Any letters sent our way will be unread and eaten like so much garbage!”
Yours untruly,
Former tax patient
