Attribution: humboldthead, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, believes the keeper when he reports that in the big bulls— bill being forced by narcissistic nabobs down the throats of a slack-jawed populace, two of the one thousand plus pages got stuck together and effectively hide the provision that allocated one billion to deport all US dogs to Spain.
The long-term shunning of the POTUS by dogs was cited as the reason for this, with additional notes explaining the inclination and skill of the POTUS in treating most of the people around him like obedience trained dogs and therefore having no need for a real dog to order around.
PFC Hegseth tried and failed to train a dog to retrieve POTUS golf balls but stopped the secret project when a springer spaniel peed on the tires of the POTUS gulf cart and was immediately sent to Alaska and forced to become part of an Iditarod race team.
In a brief statement from the canine world, a stray homeless mutt said, “We dogs have our standards and nothing about the POTUS’s big bulls— bill or he himself fits into our lifestyle where compassion reigns!
(At this point Phyllis reminded the keeper that it was time for him to eat breakfast and get on with the day. Hold the dogfood and bring on the eggs and bacon.)
