Attribution: U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper would like to inform the ICE gestapo goons that as a descendent of Norwegian immigrants on his mother’s side he will not be going peacefully when the loony- tune squads arrive all masked up and armed like sandbox bullies.
Norwegians do not take kindly to assaults on their rights and independence. Watch out for flying lutefisk dishes and empty aquavit bottles.
Then there is the keeper’s father’s side of the family with immigrant names going back to the Mayflower in family lore and then branching out across the country as the descendant generations got involved with so many different folks that they came to refer to themselves as “Yankees.”
And so, ICE knuckle-draggers, when your demented Fuhrer sends you out to get the Norwegian/Yankee keeper there will be resistance, and it will be supplemented by Phyllis who is an immigrant from Canada and you will never get the handcuffs on her.
