Attribution: Smith & Nephew, FAL, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in reporting that Phyllis’s hip joint replacement surgery went well and she will likely return home today.
Not intending to make trouble, but the keeper is a bit concerned that Phillis has a new “right” hip and given her “left” leaning political agenda, how will that be playing out?
The keeper thinks he knows the answer and it is pretty certain to be “Hip, Hip Hooray for Kamala” with both of Phyllis’s left and right hips in the game.

Photo by Bill Stokes