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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that the keeper is late today with his ranting and would offer up a bunch of explanations all of which have to do with……..oh never mind!
It would just come off as his constant lamenting the burden of living in a tech world that demeans him as an individual, is led by narcissistic know-nothings, and constantly reminds him that he is older than granite and needs to be damn careful he doesn’t fall on his ass and break something!
Maybe if he and Phyllis go out to a fancy place like Culvers for dinner things will look up for him.
It’s worth a try.
Photo by Bill Stokes