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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper finally got something out of the Repub unreality show currently dominating the media, and that is a weight loss program that he can live with.
Demonstrated through the Thursday booking of the mob boss, the plan simply denies the truth and comes up with whatever weight figure is desired.
In return for this favor, the keeper suggests to the mob boss that when he is being photographed he should say “Cheese.”
Not Wisconsin cheese, of course, but some brand that smells ripe and gives the mob boss’s expression the appropriate menace of a cornered toad.
The keeper is happy to report that both he and Phyllis have finally reached their weight loss goals. In the keeper’s case that would be 160, and in Phyllis’s case…………..
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Photo by Bill Stokes