Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper on a frigid morning with the inside info that the Repubs are claiming credit for January and will attempt to have the month extended to eliminate Ground Hogs Day.
Under the Repub plan, February will be delayed until the 14th at which time Speaker McCarthy will publicly embrace and kiss both George Santos and Marjorie Tayler Greene in the House chambers in a perverse “menage a trois” demonstration of how love could get out of hand unless Social Security benefits are cut.
In the meantime, there is news from the White House that the Medal of Freedom is to be awarded to all of those in the upper Midwest who survive January 2023.
Only one more day to go!
