Phil Roeder from Des Moines, IA, USA, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, agrees with the keeper that being “first” is something that should not be ignored, and so Sen. Johnson’s anti vaccine stand which marks him as “the most ignorant man in the US Senate” calls for acknowledgment by the Wisconsin populace.
The “first place” designation in Senate ignorance was bestowed by a medical spokesman who went on to note that Johnson’s misinformation was the reason so many of his constituents were dying in the hospitals. Just how this works as a political strategy is unknown to everyone except Johnson.
To be represented by the most ignorant member of the Senate begs for some type of state-wide action; and the keeper is suggesting a change in Wisconsin’s state motto from “Forward” to “Backward,” along with replacing the Capitol Square statue of Col. Hans Christian Heg with one of Sen. Johnson standing over a dead Badger and proclaiming his “first place” ignorance designation with an upraised index finger, or maybe some other finger.
