“Boris Johnson 2016” Foreign and Commonwealth Office, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, is trying to assist the keeper in dealing with his—the keeper’s Chaetophobia,  which, everyone knows, is the extreme fear of hair. After undergoing four years of shock treatment during the Trump hair carnival, the keeper was approaching some normalcy when suddenly he was confronted by Boris Johnson, the comb-deprived Brit PM currently hosting Joe Biden
It may be the keeper’s Chaetophobic suffering that prevents him from taking seriously a would-be world leader who has such a helluva time managing a simple thing like hair.  It is one of the many, many reasons he is comfortable with Joe Biden who has no more of a hair problem than a cue ball.
