Attribution: Photo by Mitya Ivanov on Unsplash
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phyllis wondering if King Charles is still in the US and if he plans to apply for the “king” opening now apparently existing in the White House.
Up to this point there seemed to be no need for a US king, a long line of “administrators” occupying the White House with varying degrees of success and failure following the English king of 250 years ago being dumped into the Boston harbor along with the tea.
The need for a US king only surfaced when the lone applicant for the position, a former street hustler, sold a cult of conspiracy theorists on the idea of a money-mote around the White House that would preserve it for billionaire royalty and keep the commoners out.
If there is “to be or not to be” a US king has become the burning question of the day with potential peasants coming in out of the fields by the millions to line the streets and shout, “No! No! No!”
In the meantime, the lone US king candidate is moving Fort Knox to Mara Lago to make the country’s gold handier for the craftsmen who are building an army of teenage golden girl statues to be called Epstein Park.
(Phyllis says the keeper has to stop now before he throws something out of joint or otherwise hurts himself.)
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