Attribution: Photo by Pablo Heimplatz on Unsplash
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper and Phyllis in noting the many interesting places where people find themselves this morning—looping around the moon, routinely getting the kids to school and then yourself to work, running a mile on an old railroad bed, walking the dog, heading over to volunteer at the food bank, stopping for a $5 cup of coffee or–waiting in a Mideast country to be slaughtered by narcissistic fools anxious to exchange your life and your kids’ lives for oil and more money in their billionaire pockets.
Under the rubric that “everybody gotta be somewhere,” the keeper is not anxious to trade places with anyone this morning, with the possible exception of a White House fumigator and any one of the young whippersnappers working at Culvers.
