Attribution: Photo by Alvin David on Unsplash
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper asking the public if it has heard about the 11-foot crocodile captured in South Patrick Shores, Florida with a Golden Retriever clamped in its jaws?
The purpose of bringing up such an unpleasant image follows in the mode of the diversionary tactics being employed by the POTUS to direct public thinking away from the Epstein files. If killing people in small boats, pirating oil tankers, starting a war and tearing down the White House are meant to dominate the national mindset, perhaps it might be upgraded by directing it to a crocodile eating a Golden Retriever!
The keeper has not run his scheme past Phyllis yet and it is possible she may veto the tactic as too unsavory for holiday fare. The keeper knows no such restraint and suggests that occupying your mind with thoughts about crocodiles and Golden Retrievers is an improvement over dwelling on what is constantly being suggested by the White House: there is a brutal biological truth to it, and the croc has since been captured to make Florida safer for Golden Retrievers, at least through the holidays.
Merry Christmas!
