Attribution: Lara Robinson, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, using only those numbers approved for use by the current Washington cult-that-couldn’t-shoot-straight, changes his official birthdate from 9/11/31 to TBM which translates to “TRILLIONS/BILLIONS/ MILLIONS” the language most often used by the clueless cult crowd as it counts the money going only to the tall dogs.
Phyllis, as a much younger 3/16/40 birther will henceforth be recording her TBM birthday as the day before St. Pat’s Day when Trillions wish they were Irish, Billions pretend to be and Millions end up with hangovers.
In further attacks on numbers found unacceptable by the orange gang groper there will be no numbered weekdays but only 1, 2 and 3’s identified as golf weekends. The calendar will show the year as TBM 1920 when municipal street crews were still picking up considerable amounts of horse shit.
