Toby Ord, CC BY-SA 2.5, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper’s inability to remove his tricks-or-treat costume which consists of a wet blanket topped by a grinning mask of liberal bias.
Since the costume seems to be stuck to him like glue, the keeper will continue to accost people with the message “truth-or-travail;” and if he comes to your door, humor him and do not offer him ridiculous conspiracy theories about pumpkins and their followers having brains.
Happy Halloween from him and Phyllis!