Illustration by Michael DiMilo
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that as the keeper struggles to communicate under the trending of truth as a liability instead of a necessary element, he does not know how to proceed with the proposed map showing Canada as part of the US or the news that a beer bottle was found 6.7 miles down in the deepest part of the ocean before any human had even been there.
Even as lies and tall tales become the more important currency of human existence, the keeper respects the woman scientist who first spotted the beer bottle much more than he does the political narcissist who has adopted the canine method of marking US territory.
(Under the new Facebook policy of no fact checking, the preceding post may or may not be true.)
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