Illustration by Michael DiMilo
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phyllis as perplexed as everyone else at Madison’s recent inclusion in the school-shooting category but they refrain from joining in the inane response of “thoughts and prayers” and try to embrace the following “bottom line” as proposed after a recent study:
*The number of guns in the US represents an unmatched arsenal, with hundreds of millions of firearms distributed across the country.
*These weapons are deeply ingrained in the nation’s culture, history, and identity, symbolizing individual freedom and responsibility.
*The sheer volume of firearms highlights the need for clear and effective policies that respect constitutional rights while ensuring public safety.
*Responsible ownership, proper training, and adherence to laws are critical for maintaining balance in this heavily armed society.
*Firearms are powerful tools that require discipline and accountability. Stay prepared, stay vigilant, and always act responsibly.
This “bottom line” humbles the keeper and Phyllis with the suspicion that their species may be headed back to the treetops.
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