Attribution: Walt Disney , Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper and Phyllis in sympathizing with POTUS Joe in dealing with questionable behavior on the part of a son.
The keeper, having raised four sons and Phyllis with two, report that, incredible as it may seem, none of their sons ever did anything that warranted either parental or societal disapproval.
Such sterling, flawless behavior has followed all those sons into adulthood where they now use perfect genetic handoffs and produce perfect grandchildren who also never do anything wrong.
So, Joe, you do not need to extend the “son” pardon for use by the keeper or Phyllis whose sons have never so much as jaywalked or done anything of a negative social nature.
(The preceding is a test to see just how big a lie must be to make it easier for the keeper and Phyllis to accept the methods of the incoming POTUS.)
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