Kickass and Dumb Legislators

Attribution: U.S. House of Representatives – Office of the Clerk, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper and Phyllis in acknowledging the latest product of Wisconsinā€™s grand tradition of sending stupid jerks to Washington and Madison to do ā€œminority representationā€ and make the state look like a …
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Kickass and Uncle Ralph

Attribution: National Archives and Records AdministrationĀ , Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, accompanies the keeper on a memory jaunt back to recall one of his wonderful uncles and the magic of the threshing crew. The tradition of farm women preparing noontime feasts for the neighboring farmers who had assembled …
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Kickass and Pete’s Hamburgers

Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, chose to stay home and nap as the keeper drove Phyllis to Prairie du Chien to introduce her to Peteā€™s juicy, onion-drenched hamburgers, a Wisconsin tradition since 1909 which is several years before the keeperā€™s birth. Operated by the Gokey family, the summer-only stand …
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Kickass and Off-Leash Comments

Dwayne Reilander,Ā CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, is often uneasy about the keeper being ā€œoff leashā€ but cannot always prevent it. The following recent examples illustrate the risks of his ā€œat largeā€ status:          *The outrageous summer bear hound training now being allowed ONLY in Wisconsin has no comparable …
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Kickass and Summer Sounds

Photo byĀ Robert CollinsĀ onĀ Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis have a new appreciation for the summer sounds that come in through the screen door:          *The non-stop chirping of sparrows.          *The clang and bang of construction at the school across the street.          *The laughter and shouting of children from …
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Kickass and Dash Veto

Lisacheese,Ā CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in celebrating the ā€œdashā€ that Gov. Evers vetoed in the state budget to save public school funding   for the next 400 years. By changing ā€œ2024-25ā€ to ā€œ2425ā€ the former educator did something decent for Wisconsin kids on into an uncertain …
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