Illustration by Michael DiMilo By Geoff Carter A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far way, when my daughter was about seven years old, we took a trip to Disney World—sort of a prerequisite for parenthood then (and now, I suppose, too). It was everything I expected: hot, crowded, expensive, kitschy, and sticky sweet. …
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The Pen in Hand Blog featuring Geoff Carter
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Kickass and November 21, 2024
Attribution: NOAA Photo Library, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper burdened with a question as he views today’s cold, slush-covered wintery landscape: within the strict dictates of evolution was there a connection between the humans’ inclination to “hunt” which means tromping around in the snowy woods …
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The Elephant in the Room
Illustration by Michael DiMilo By Geoff Carter Yep. Despite the lies, the invective, the rambling, the dancing, the incoherence, and the lunacy—a big faucet in California that turns the water on and off? Immigrants eating cats and dogs? Really? Despite the January 6th coup attempt and recommendations to drink bleach and shine light inside the body …
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Kickass and Political Weather
Attribution: Phoenix7777, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper and Phyllis as they anticipate the weather forecast for the season’s first snow which has been predicted to be “sporadic, temporarily covering the colorful fall landscape and then melting into a slushy mess as an unpleasant harbinger of …
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Kickass Looks to Relocate
Attribution: Wilfred Thesiger, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes along an update of the keeper and Phyllis’s efforts to relocate given their discomfort with the US’s incoming flat-earth leadership. While Phyllis’s Canada relatives did not issue a flat “no,” there was not what could be called untethered enthusiasm …
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It’s a Long Time Coming
The Pen in Hand Blog featuring Mark Mamerow
Illustration by Michael DiMilo
Kickass Gets Dream Help
Illustration by Michael DiMilo By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes along the keeper’s appreciation to Larry W and DuWayne G for their responses in helping interpret the keeper’s recent puzzling dream of getting lost on Chicago streets while chasing two dogs that had upcoming theatre obligations. In the AI sources they cited, the …
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The Pen in Hand Guide to the Movies: The A24 Way
Illustration by Michael DiMilo By Geoff Carter Out of all the countless screenplays and treatments wending their way through producers’ and investors’ offices each year, only about five hundred make it to the silver screen. These are mostly traditional studio-produced pictures. Add in independents, the cornucopia of syrupy Hallmark productions, Disney made-for-TV films, and other …
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Dialogues on the Worst of Times: Getting Up Off the Mat
Illustration by Michael DiMilo Featuring the Fabulous Dadbots: Mark M., Dave S., Mark O., Dennis C., and Geoff Carter November 6, 2024 Good morning bots, What so good about it?….. F! Have to type…to vent. Randoms: The one specific I wish the Dems would’ve jumped on was the economy whining. Someone, Obama…Bill Clinton, maybe some …
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Kickass Misses Photo Op
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper’s inability to run with the pack in the area of bird photography as evidenced by his latest attempt to use the super moon as a backdrop for Canada goose photos. (Please take note Phyllis and friend Harry, both skilled photog freaks!) …
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Dialogues on Gone in Sixty Seconds: Deportation Desperation
Attribution: U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Department of Homeland Security), Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons Featuring the Fabulous Dadbots: Mark M., Dave S., Mark O., Dennis C., and Geoff Carter Trump sign o’ the times. Just got back from changing a flat tire on my daughter’s car. She was stranded on 24th and Pierce (across …
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